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	train to preston wez said he'd meet me at the station but didnt come, didnt reply to my text and didnt let me know he wasnt coming. gay. ended up blaming his phone. trains were a rip off. mustve spent about £20 on transport! : ( I was lucky to bump into danny before he went out. not many people with massive afros haha. can you believe he didnt recognise ME!!! hahaha beardless Pete. we went to the Dog n Partridge beer garden and he told me about his troubles with chavs. little bastards the lot of em! sounds like he lives in a rough area! poor guy. he plans to have a race driving around the country! woah! i could go with him but it sounds a bit boring just driving. not even havin a party in each city or anything! expensive petrol! i had a game of pool with the local old man BEAST! he was an amazing player and I well nearly beat him! the black settled outside the corner pocket soooo close! great game though. chris n gem turned up :D nice to see em again :D we went to Mercury Flux, had a nice catch up chat, got the beers in and headed upstairs for You Chill Fail :D acoustic METAL!!! wow! hehehe drummer was at a wedding or summat.... amazing little mandalin. so cute. we did some irish jigging in the mosh pit hahahah :D good venue but crap lighting so my photos are shite. had a good time though! Jonny Raw was as cool as ever. Love his dreadlocks. He sang a song about Emo's hahaha. Wish I could remember the words! I'll ask him to send me mp3s/song lyrics :D Spiral Tower was as amazing as last time too epic tech sporadic tight intense random progressive fun metal. It was absolutely lovely. Two of Prestons best metal bands with two of my best mates :D Good times. Back to Chris n Gem's for My Name is Early. Randy rocks! Cheers Wez for the empty bed :D Much comfier than the sofa :D Watched some Planet Earth with Gem int morning. The photography is beautiful and the Pandas, pumas, and red pandas are cute. Hi Jonny Cheers again for the invite and the performance was great as always :D You're one of the coolest guys in Preston ; P Any chance you can send us lyrics to the emo tune? Or even MP3s? :P Hope to see You Will/Chill Fail again soon. Laters Hey dude! Glad you enjoyed it, we had a total blast up there... Not sure about the coolest guy in Preston thing, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't flattered! No MP3s of any of my comedy songs anywhere I'm afraid (thanks to the band blowing up my two microphones), but after Sat I fully intend to get them recorded as soon as I have the time and the equipment, and I'll obviously let you know when they're available... The lyrics are as follows... Emo Rock Song / 3 chords/Emocity I’m upset Cos everyone’s so happy Why can’t they see life is crappy now We walk alone Wearing band hoodies and make up We’re not like chavs, cos they all dress the same They're so lame Emo… My online name is Cursed Placenta Emo… We hang around the city centre Emo… The towny scum are always starting Emo… But I don’t wanna mess my parting up Oh no… Boo hoo… In my emo band We practice in my bedroom There isn’t that much headroom which is pants (I might kill myself) We've got a plan We've already got a Myspace Our arm length photos show you we know pain We’re not vain Emo… When we cry, we cry in buckets Emo… Or slash our arms up with a compass Emo… Pants so low we show our asses Emo… Wearing Eric Morecambe glasses We have 3 chords We learnt to play by watching Busted And that’s enough for us to make a hit Cos Emo’s shit… That’s right Emo… Emo rock songs mostly have 3 chords… 3 chords… Emo rock songs mostly have 3... E-m-m-m-m-m-mo… Emo rock songs mostly have 3 chords… 3 chords… To write good songs smacks too much of a chore… I don't know if I'll be able to afford any festivals this summer (we'll be plowing any spare cash into getting a good demo recorded), but if that changes I'll defo let you know. Hope to see you again soon dude, you are a real asset to any of our gigs! Take it easy dudeslice... Jonny RAW Hi Jonny, hahahaha I love that song! cheers for the lyrics! mind if i send em to a couple of mates? :P it'll make em laugh! cant wait for the mp3s! Did you see the You Will Fail wallpaper I made? It's in this photo set http://www.flickriver.com/photos/stealthchicken/sets/72157604638232457/ I didnt take any good photos in Flux coz the lighting was shit and there were loads of people in front of me, and i wasnt wasted / rude enough to push to the front. lol good to hear you're putting spare cash into the band! (Y) cheers Laters Pete Hey dude Send them to whoever you like... I'm so glad you enjoyed it so much, it was only thrown in for a giggle... I did see the wallpaper, it looks awesome. If Sam had web access he'd have it set up immediately... I personally don't wish to stare at his ugly mug! It's odd you should comment on the photos, cos I was just going through our whole backlog of photos today in preparation for sticking them up on our myspazz... Think I must have been through 500 photos, resizing and optimising for our site, no mean feat! Hope to upload them all on Weds on my day off... I'm just sorry it's taken so long to get things sorted with them! I'll see if I can make that wallpaper downloadable at some point, would it be ok to stick the YWF symbol on as well, obviously not obscuring your st3alth logo? Later dude, thanks again for coming... sure go ahead : ) cheers :D hope u used actions in photoshop to resize the photos for the site ;P you dont need to resize stuff for myspace galleries though you're welcome! when's the next gig? : ) sure sign me up to your mailing list WOW! just seen the chav crusher! lmao that's amazing! good work!!!! the link to the chav crusher from http://www.jonnyraw.com/whoami.htm aint workin tho love your site thought mate, very entertaining. again, good work! see u soon Hey dude... I know I didn't have to resize them, but I wanted to save on uploading time cos my connection ain't all that and a bag of crisps... My mailing list is kinda non-existant (you are the first to use it!), but I'll add you to the Fail one if we ever use that! Cheers for the props regarding the Chav Crusher, she's for sale at the mo cos she needs a fair amount of work doing on her, so if you know anyone who might be interested, please let me know... I paid 1400 quid for it two years ago, and spent another 2 grand doing it up, but I'm not expecting to even get what I paid for it, so any reasonable offer will be accepted... Cheers for the headsup on the link, I'll fix it at some point... The site as a whole hasn't been updated for over a year, so it's high time I did something about that, especially regarding the comedy side of things... Take it easy duder Jonny Feel free to send me any of your reviews or photos and I'll stick em up here : )


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