I went to grand central with bish at 6
and got a GRAND CENTRAL wristband :D
the girl behind the bar is getting to know us :)
gave her a tip as she was dressed HOT in a red christmassy dress :D
we played a few games of pool :D
kicked sol's arse
although we did play well :P
i got a stunning long black :D
we chatted about christmas : )
we drank loads of jager and strongbow
stayed til about 8 then back to warr barley mow
got "Complete and utter BULLSHIT" stamped on my hand lol
robs house party
one word, Shea
LOL!
tons of drink
i had loads of jagermeister
god knows how much shea had!
emily jill and cass were persuading shea to take his clothes off!
tarrin was being behaved thank you tarrin!
although he couldnt have embarrassed himself anymore than he did!
got a photo of one of the fireworks on the telly lol!
first train home
got in at 8 o clock nackered
Some of the things I wrote down that night:
Shea: Alan where the fuck is my penis?!
A girl: We're gonna tag him on facebook
A girl: Can I have a picture of your penis please?
Someone: Goddess!
Shea: I'm fucking WASTEEEEEED
Shea: Angel of death will fucking kill Jesus! You alright Tarrin? (Shea stood in boxers in kitchen)
A girl: Now he's a horse
Shea: Robs jacket will die for eternity
Shea: It shrivels when it's cold
Shea: Rob can I read your boobs?
Shea to a girl: Why did you try to stick a bottle up my arse?
Shea: I'm not fat, I've just got hair there!
Shea: No I don't want to have my ball sack stapled to my bell end
Shea: My nipples will kill you and bury you and give you a coronation
Shea: I've got fucking sexy nipples Mnnph
Shea: I'm gonna destroy the government and all humanity
Al, Tarrin, Rob and I either tried to keep him under control or simply stay out of his way and keep our head in our hands (usually laughing) or our mouths shut!
Pete says:
i was lucky / skillfull not to have seen his todger in person but emily shoved her mobile in front of my face with a pic of his bits on it
lol!
emily did some worrying stuff that night too
she was egging him on to strip all the time then when he did she would get him to dance, well cass n jill were just as bad actually. trying to get him to dance, feednig him dog food and salad left overs / dates out of the bin and making him act like a horse and speaking to him like hes a baby
They dont half do some awful stuff to wasted people. Id hate to get wasted near them
haha, i do feel sorry for shea, thats pretty awful lol
Shea's reaction
oh my god man did i really say all that, never thought id end up like that, ermm im not sure about it going online you can put it on if you like but i do feel kind of embaressed about it, hope you had a good night anyway
Alan's reaction
hahahah awesome pics!!!! nice ones of the fireworks too!
And the stuff shea came out with was fantastic! ill have to get my pics uploaded soon!
Tarrin's reaction
Haha thanks they're great.
You should have seen Shea the morning after! He wasn't even slightly ashamed! I couldn't believe it lol.
xxx